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BLITZO: Hello, and welcome back to another episode of my "Get Ungrounded Trivia" show! My name is Blitzo, and I will be your host of this show. This is the tenth episode of my get ungrounded trivia show, and I would like to take this moment to thank everyone from the contestants to the workers of this show to even viewers like you for supporting this show! It means a lot to me! Now let's see who's our special contestants for this episode!
[The contestants come in as Blitzo introduces them.]
BLITZO: Our first contestant is Vortex, bodyguard of Verosika Mayday and Loona's crush. Next up is Alessio, bodyguard of Crimson. And last is Lyle Lipton, the old man that we played hot potato with with C.H.E.R.U.B. Now let's get straight to the first question.
Question 1:
What did Lyle Lipton's partner Loopty Goopty do to get himself killed?
[Alessio buzzes in.]
ALESSIO: Did he disrespect Sir?
BLITZO: No, Alessio. He did not disrespect Crimson. You are grounded for 25 years.
Alessio's Score: -25
[Lyle Lipton buzzes in.]
LYLE: He got too old with the De-age-ifier machine and died.
BLITZO: Correct! He got too old with the De-age-ifier machine. You are ungrounded for 25 years!
Score:
Vortex: 0
Alessio: -25
Lyle Lipton: 25
ALESSIO: Sir is not going to be happy when he finds out I got grounded for 25 years...
BLITZO: Then work on getting the questions right and getting ungrounded. And need I remind you that he is in attendance in the audience right now? He can see that you got grounded, and he is not very happy, that I can tell you! Now onto the next question.
Question 2:
What were the specific canine species of Stella's goons in Neyane's "Selfless" fanfic?
[Alessio buzzes in.]
ALESSIO: Are they husky, bulldog, and golden retriever?
BLITZO: No, Alessio. The canine species of Stella's goons are not husky, bulldog, and golden retriever. You are grounded for 100 years.
Alessio's Score: -125
MARCOS: Besides, I'm tired of people calling me a bulldog! I do not look like one!
SHAY: And I hate people calling me soft because I'm not as muscular as Marcos or even Dess!
ALESSIO: How about you two SHUT UP?! Not unless I get Sir to kill you three for terrorizing Stolas!
BLITZO: Alessio, do not threaten the audience! You are now grounded for an additional 50 years!
Alessio's Score: -175
[Vortex buzzes in.]
VORTEX: Are their species Shar Pei, chihuahua, and watchdog?
BLITZO: That is correct! The canine species are Shar Pei, chihuahua, and watchdog! You are ungrounded for 100 years!
Score:
Vortex: 100
Alessio: -175
Lyle Lipton: 25
CRIMSON: Alessio, you better f*cking pick it up! I didn't enroll you in just to get grounded!
ALESSIO: I'm trying, sir!
BLITZO: Now onto the next question!
Question 3:
What shape is the Bermuda triangle?
[Alessio buzzes in.]
ALESSIO: Is it a square?
BLITZO: A square? Are you f*cking serious?! The Bermuda triangle is not a square! Just for that stupid answer, you are grounded for 1000 years!
Alessio's Score: -1175
ALESSIO: HEY! Unground me right this instant, and give me another chance!
BLITZO: I'm afraid I cannot do that. Now will someone else enlighten this dumbass on the correct answer?
[Lyle Lipton buzzes in.]
LYLE: Is it a triangle?
BLITZO: Great work! The Bermuda triangle is shaped like a triangle! You are ungrounded for 500 years!
Score:
Vortex: 100
Alessio: -1175
Lyle Lipton: 525
CRIMSON: ALESSIO! I SWEAR TO f*ckING MAMMON, IF YOU GET THIS NEXT QUESTION WRONG, THEN YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID THIS WEEK!
ALESSIO: I'm trying my best, sir!
BLITZO: Crimson, please refrain from yelling and threatening Alessio in the future. You're making the poor guy shake. Now let's head to the next question.
Question 4:
What album did Black Magick SS release in 2023?
[Alessio buzzes in.]
ALESSIO: Is it Rainbow Nights?
BLITZO: No, Alessio. Rainbow Nights did not come out in 2023. You are grounded for 2023 years.
Alessio's Score: -3198
CRIMSON: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID! EVEN THE MOST BASIC BLACK MAGICK SS FAN KNOWS RAINBOW NIGHTS CAME OUT IN 2020 AND NOT 2023!
ALESSIO: HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY PAY! THAT'S IT! PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!
[Alessio jumps in the audience and attacks Crimson.]
CRIMSON: WHAT THE f*ck?! GET OFF OF ME!!!
ALESSIO: NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK MY PAY!!!
SHAY: [Recording the fight on his phone] Get his ass, bruh!
DESS: Shay, don't record this!
[Dess separates the two.]
CRIMSON: Don't you ever f*cking do that again...
ALESSIO: [Flipping the bird] f*ck you, sir! Don't take away my pay again! How about that?!
BLITZO: THAT IS ENOUGH! Alessio, for fighting Crimson, you are grounded for an additional 10000 years! Now get back on the podium right now!
Alessio's Score: -13198
[Alessio sighs and returns to the podium.]
BLITZO: Now will anyone else have a go at this question?
[Vortex buzzes in.]
VORTEX: Is it Burning Bridges?
BLITZO: Good job! Burning Bridges was released in 2023! You are ungrounded for 2023 years!
Score:
Vortex: 2123
Alessio: -13198
Lyle Lipton: 525
BLITZO: Okay, now it's time for the fifth and final question! Let's see who can finish this off on a high note!
Question 5:
What are the names of Millie's parents?
[Alessio buzzes in.]
ALESSIO: Is it Madea and Fat Albert?
BLITZO: Hell no! Millie's parents are not Madea and Fat Albert, thank god! You are grounded for 250000 years!
Alessio's Score: -263198
CRIMSON: Alessio, you are easily the stupidest person in my mafia! I cannot believe you got all of these questions wrong and embarrassed this family name! Even my poor excuse of a son Moxxie did better than you! Blitzo, please ground him for 1000000 years!
BLITZO: Um... sure...
Alessio's Score: -1263198
ALESSIO: I HATE YOU ALL!!!
[Alessio cries as he runs out of the studio.]
CRIMSON: Run away from your problems, just like Moxxie's f*cking brood!
BLITZO: Okay, Crimson, that is enough. Will anyone else try to answer this question?
[Vortex and Lyle Lipton don't buzz in, and the timer runs out.]
BLITZO: The correct answer was Lin and Joe. No one got that question right.
Final Score:
Vortex: 2123
Alessio: -1263198
Lyle Lipton: 525
BLITZO: And that concludes the tenth episode of my get ungrounded trivia! Vortex and Lyle Lipton got ungrounded, while Alessio got grounded big time. And I'm pretty sure Crimson is going to give him a piece of his mind after this.
CRIMSON: Oh, I'll give him a piece of my f*cking mind alright... ALESSIO, YOU ARE DONE!!!
BLITZO: Yeah, you go do that... Stay tuned for the next episode!
